who is dunkle?


Mysterious man. Dreamy man. My Dunkleberry. My dearest Dunkleberry.

Light of my Life. Enigma that Can't be described. Sports enjoyer. Badmitton fanatic.


Dunkle is My World.
Dunkle is My World.
Dunkle is My World.
Dunkle is My World.
Dunkle is My World.
Dunkle is My World.
Dunkle is My World.
Dunkle is My World.

on september 2nd, 2012, i met him. Eric Dunkle. I was invited to the lunch table on my first day of school at Wadeport Highschool in Wadeport, Michigan (U.S.A), and there he was. Smoldering. Staring. Grunting about sports like a caveman. I was enraptured, immediately. 


This website is dedicated to my most special Dunkleberry.
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THE DAILY DUNKLE


every dunktacular day i see my special dunkleberry in school

work in progresss.........................................................................

i hypothesize that dunkle's family is abusive and he had his conscience beaten out of him as a child. personally i dont think that dunkle could have had a normal childhood. no normal human acts like this

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Ode to Eric Dunkle

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i saw him...


I miss the way Dunkle said hello

By hoofing me in the Dunkles...

I miss the daytime, when Dunkle moved so slow

the masses: Oh oh.

Cause other times he'd get freaky...

Oh, Dunkle... Oh, Dunkle... I, I miss you so...

Oh, my Dunkle... My little Dunkle... Why'd I ever let you go?

the masses: Actually, he kinda dumped you.

I miss his smile and the way he liked to bite on a basketball, when there was trouble— Which was all the time. (laughs)

Oh, I miss the way, he'd always say goodnight.

the masses: Oh oh.

And boot me in the Dunkles double...

Ouch. Oh, Dunkle... Oh, Dunkle... I, I miss you so... Oh, my Dunkle... My little Dunkle...

Why'd I ever let you go?

Why'd I ever let you go...



the dunkdor song



dunkledefender: I'm dunkledefender, I'm dunkledefender,

I'm dunkledefender, I'm dunklrific.

I've come here to bring back your dunkles...

So, hush my sweet, dunkle.

Let me win this one, please.

So try, basketball me!

But, I won protection.

I don't feel that sports.

So, save your objections.

Hush, now, dunkle,

Let me in the dunkleverse.

Whoah! Oof! Aw, no! Ah!

the masses: Next!

saigus: I, oh, I-I-I...

I've got problems with dunkles...

Problems with dunkles.

Why, oh, why-y-y?

Am I not at home? I ponder...

Trust me, oh, trust me-e!

I'm your best friend,

And I'll never play sports agai-i-in!

My notebook! Oof!

the masses: Good news! You can have another chance later! But first...

goat: I'm a guppet now, so don't be giving me flak!

Cause my first guppet just hatched, out of his yolk sa-ack!

So, hush, my sweet!

Let me into the dunkleverse!

dunkle Jr.! No, not Auntie Dunkle!

the masses penis glaze?

penis glaze: I...

penis glaze: How I-I-I...

penis glaze: How I really hate these dunkles,

And I wanna live to see my thirties.

These, these ear lobed jerks.

They're bringing me strife,

And "dunkle II,"

I'm not your wife,

For the last time!

Get a life!

Yes!

Thanks, my sweet dunkle,

Now I'm in the dunkleverse!

it has actually come to my attention that dunkle has two older brothers named hayden and hunter dunkle who run a youtube account called two purple dunkles. this is FASCINATING.

No need to get crazy. It's dunklin' time at last! You don't wanna sports us up. We're mostly full of wadeport. No, no! It's mating time for dunkles. So, what'cha waiting on? Just ignore us wadeports! Oooooh. And dunkle till the break of dawn! It's dunklin' time. dunklin' time, dunklin' time... dunkle mating season. It's dunklin' time dunklin' time, dunklin' time... dunkles, get busy now... It's dunklin' time. dunklin' time, dunklin' time... dunkle mating season. It's dunklin' time. dunklin' time, dunklin' time... dunkle mating season! ezekiel: dunkle, eh!? Whoa, no wait!

two little dunkles sitting in a tree

mama dunkle: baby dunkle on the bed ohh please get off the bed dunkle baby
dad dunkle: Dunkle
eric dunkle: wa ha ha i am havjbg so much fun this is like a sports
mama dunkle: im mama dunkle

dunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkledunkle

I miss the way Dunkle said hello

By hoofing me in the Dunkles...

I miss the daytime, when Dunkle moved so slow

the masses: Oh oh.

Cause other times he'd get freaky...

Oh, Dunkle... Oh, Dunkle... I, I miss you so...

Oh, my Dunkle... My little Dunkle... Why'd I ever let you go?

the masses: Actually, he kinda dumped you.

I miss his smile and the way he liked to bite on a basketball, when there was trouble— Which was all the time. (laughs)

Oh, I miss the way, he'd always say goodnight.

the masses: Oh oh.

And boot me in the Dunkles double...

Ouch. Oh, Dunkle... Oh, Dunkle... I, I miss you so... Oh, my Dunkle... My little Dunkle...

Why'd I ever let you go?

Why'd I ever let you go...
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP 
"Y/N get your lazy ass downstairs!!!!!" My alcoholic mother yelled. I rushed into the bathroom to brush
my teeth and comb my dirty blonde hair with naturally light highlights back into a half 
ponytail and stare into the mirror. I saw my blue orbs stare back at me. I threw on a pair 
of jeans and my favorite brown jacket. I walked downstairs to see my 
mother holding a bottle of alcohol.

"I needed money for more alcohol so I sold you to the Dunkle Family." She said before taking a swig of vodka. 

My blue eyes opened wide. I couldn't believe it! 

"Your an awful mother! You can't do that!" I cried. She threw her bottle at me. "Pack your stuff!" 

I ran upstairs crying, throwing all of my belongings into a suitcase. 
There was a car horn honking outside. "Come downstairs you waste of space!!!!!!!!" My alcoholic mother yelled. 
Tears streamed down my face as I hurried down the stairs and out of the door to the car. 

I got in and met my new family that my alcoholic mother had sold me to. I sat down right next to...

Him...

He was so dreamy with his square jaw and his sparking blue eyes and his flowing blonde hair. 
All of his muscles rippled under his shirt as it strained to contain 
him. "I like sports. Do you like sports?" I swooned. 

His name was Eric Dunkle, and he was my one true love...
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Exactly enough to battle me I don't know who is transpiring against my dunkleberry, but I'm not here for it. I will defend dunkle until my dying breath. I will smite whoever it is out there that hates on my beloved dunkleberry. Mark my words, dunkle_hater 1-132... I'm going to find you... and you won't like me when I'm angry........... 
i am keeping track of the status of the dunkle haters for science 

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dunkle hater's instagram isnt mine Its his real owners he was owner i was him till he was hacked 
IM NOT DUNKLE HATER 50 OR DUNKLE HATER 112 IM TRYING PLEASE STOP I WANT TO BE ALONE YOU WERE MY BEST 
FRIEND NO YOU WERE MY SISTER I DREW YOU MANY TIMES SAYING THANK YOY FOR 
BEING MY SISTER NOW YOUR NOT THANK YOU ITS ALL I WANTED TO HAVE NO MORE FRIENDS I CANT... 
please go away please!\

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10/18/14
This is an image of Dunkle's Uncle, or his Duncle. Kostas Dunkle. He runs the local gas station chain-- though, I got inside information from Saigus that it's a front for the mob. This is a fascinating creature. He varies from the other Dunkles. I want to know his lore.

DANNY DUNKLE'S TRAUMATIC 13TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

Today, Saigus told me the most enrapturing story from his brother.
This is a tale of tragedy and trauma.
Danny Dunkle's 13th birthday party.

His Elijah Friends insisted they come over to celebrate, as good friends do. 
But little did they know... Hayden and Hunter Dunkle...
They were home...

They threw little Danny into the ball pit. A typical happening. The Dunkles are known to roughhouse.
But, they didn't stop there.
They grabbed Saigus's younger brother, Jumbo Elijah
They threw him on top of little Danny Dunkle, breaking his glasses upon contact.
They called him fat boy. They made pig noises at him. He cried

The rest of the Elijahs were frozen, terrified. The Dunkle Twins then turned their attention to them
They had never run so fast and so much in their lives, but escape was futile.

Danny Dunkle's birthday left all of the Elijahs crying. Altered. Changed forever. Traumatized.

This is what wild Dunkle life is like. 

Vicious.
This also lead to me learning that Kostas Dunkle's lore. Apparently, Hayden and Hunter Dunkle did end up stopping their reign of terror over the Elijahs and started talking about family lore. Kostas Dunkle has 3 ex wives, and with his first ex wife he had a child named Jimmy. Little Jimmy Dunkle. One day, the Kostas Dunkle Family went to Yellowstone National Park... and Little Jimmy fell through the crust of the earth. Uncle Kostas was never the same after that. He moved to Las Vegas and married a Greek Woman and renamed himself Kostas. RIVETING Dunkle lore. 


2/5/15 today I learned that Dunkle was drowned by his brothers when he was 7 and that is when he became mentally stunted
dunkle rap battle 


Whose Dunkle is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite angry though.
He was cross like a dark potato.
I watch him pace. I cry hello.
He gives his Dunkle a shake,
And screams I've made a bad mistake.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.
The Dunkle is a little sweaty, gracious and deep,
But he has promises to keep,
Tormented with nightmares he never sleeps.
Revenge is a promise a man should keep.
He rises from his cursed bed,
With thoughts of violence in his head,
A flash of rage and he sees red.
Without a pause I turned and fled



3/22/15
Yesterday, one of my classmates (The Raptured-- Wade) was murdered. In it itself, this event was catastrophic and tragic. The Raptured--Wade will be mourned for ever and ever and ever. Unsuprisingly we still went to school today, and also unsuprisingly, we were called in for an assembly to talk about the fact that one of our classmates had his throat slit and died. The assembly was strange, but what happened after was even stranger. 
Guys...

Dunkleberry... had an attempt on his life today...


Today marks  
THE DUNKLE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT OF MARCH 2015


The culprit is none other than Hare Fetus (or Cockroach, or Chihuahua, or The Alter). Nobody knows why she did it, 
but when we were leaving the assembly she fell 
from the ceiling like a wild animal and... attacked him... my dunkleberry... she clawed his face like an animal... 
and left him, bleeding. He fell like a tower and landed with a resounding thunder, crushing 
Hare Fetus (or Cockroach, or Chihuahua, or The Alter)
under his mass like a slab of concrete. She popped like a balloon. You could hear her bones shattering for miles.
But don't fear, Dunkleberry will make a full recovery... 
I just hope we all can recover from this traumatic event.

Here are some conspiracies and renditions of the event drawn by our beloved Dunkleverse Artist Saigon

Clearly, there had to be jealousy involved, or so Saigus says.
Dunkle is too irresistible to women (and to me)
So, Hare Fetus (or Cockroach, or Chihuahua, or The Alter) hatched a plan...

It was a crime of great passion

And here is how it visually manifested in my mind when Dunkle fell


Thank you, my Dunklets and Dunklings, for staying with me through these trying times...

Signings off

-Dunkle Defender




6/15/15



It is with a heavy heart that I have to say that one of our 
dear writers had to be fired from 
the Dunkleverse Team. Unfortunately, 
Penis Glaze sent me a 360 edited video of Dunkle's penis, 
and I did not appreciate it. Goodbye, Penis Glaze. I will 
continue to post on the Dunkleverse as usual. 

Thank you, my Dunklets and Dunklings.




1/28/17
Today Saigus called me for the first time in years. He felt compelled to inform me of
the existence of Kostas Dunkle's children in Las Vegas. The oldest is Augustus Dunkle-- apparently he's a nice
guy, but I rewrote a song for him anyways.

Augustus Dunkle

Augustus Dunkle, Augustus Dunkle
The great big greedy nincompoop
Augustus Dunkle, so big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile.
Come on we cried
The time is ripe
To send him shooting up the pipe
But don't dear children be alarmed
Augustus Dunkle will not be harmed
Augustus Dunkle will not be harmed
Although of course
We must admit
He will be altered quite a bit
Slowly wheels go round and round
And cogs begin to grind and pound
We'll boil him for a minute more
Until we're absolutely sure
Then out he comes
By god, by grace
A miracle has taken place
A miracle has taken place
This greedy brute
This louse's ear
Is loved by people everywhere
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge

Saigus also alerted me to the existence of a third Kostas Dunkle son.
This one was not as fortunate.
His name was Aspis Dunkle, such as Ass Piss Dunkle.
It's fascinating to me how far the Dunkle Tree spreads